I have heard among this clan
You are called the forgotten man
"Is that what they're saying"
Well, did you evah
What a swell party this is

And have you heard the story of
A boy, a girl unrequited love
"Sounds like pure soap opera"
"I may cry"
"Tune in tomorrow"
What a swell party this is

What frails, what frocks
"What broads"
What furs, what rocks
"They're beautiful"
Well I've never seen such gaiety
"These are divine"
It's all too exquis!

The French Champagne
"Domestic"
So good for the brain
"That's what I was going to say"
"You know you're a brilliant fellow"
"Thank you"
"Pick up jack"
Please don't eat that glass my friend

Have you heard, about dear Blanche
Got run down by an avalanche, "no"
"Oh don't worry, shes a game girl you know
Got up and finished 4th"
"The kids got guts"
"Having a nice time? grab a Line"

Have you heard that Mimsie Starr, "what now"
She got pinched in the astor bar
"Sauced again, eh"
"She was stoned"
Well, did you evah? never
What a swell party this is

It's great, aah it's great
So grand! so grand
It's wonderland

We sing, oh we sing
So rare so rare
Like old camembert
Like baba au rum
Don't dig that kind of crooning chum

Have you heard, it's in the stars
Next july we collide with Mars
Well, did you evah
What a swell party, a swell party
A swelligant, elegant party this is

I drink to your health
Na, lets drink to your wealth
Your my bon ami
"Hey, thats french"
A liberty fraternity

Have you heard, it's in the stars
Next july we collide with Mars
Well, did you evah
What a swell party
Swell party
Swelligant, elegant party this is.
